Any animal, insect or creature can be female. However only a human can actually be a woman.
preacher man: young lady do you know jesus?
me: I know of jesus, yes.
preacher man: do you know him?
me: do you?
preacher man: i am very familiar with our lord and savior.
me: what’s his favorite color then?
Attention: tumblr has started a dating service. Designed for like minded individuals to hookup and have nerdy babies, Tumblr boasts it’s support of the new system. “I believe in connecting people, this is why Datr works,” remarked an unknown member of Staff. Sources report that Datr users will opt to have their blog uploaded to the server to find their match. This will ensure what Datr CEO, Jonathan Doey, calls “selection perfection.” Users will have their blog material coded into an algorithm that then finds their best possible match, which is also determined by their personal attraction. Datr is set to launch throughout the Tumblr server in late Sept. a time many Tumblr users designate the beginning of “cuffing season.”